Posted by batate
on July 5, 2004 at 4:41 AM PDT
In this article, Bruce Tate takes an interesting look at choosing a restaurant in San Francisco at JavaOne. Different types of developers take different approaches.
I love San Francisco. The cable cars, the wharf, the hills, the people. And oh, yes, the food. In truth, JavaOne has never been my favorite conference. Im more of a chicken man than an elephant man, if you know what I mean. But you do have to love San Francisco and the food.
So I was looking for a restaurant with Michael Loukides (who edited my book but wed never met personally), Dan Steinberg, Bert Bates and Kathy Sierra, some of the people in the publishing world that I respect the most. I was in heaven. In truth, we could have gone anywhere. Earlier in the week, a CEO who shall remain nameless called an Italian place Asian Fusion. And one night, I just went from party to party. But the different questions and different approaches to dinner time prompted this blog. So how would you expect different kinds of Java developer to approach dinner time?
- The Rational Unified Process developers stand outside of the hotel and say Whos got a plan? Its a difficult problem, because they usually need a table for 50. We passed a few on Friday. I think theyre still outside the hotel, and theyd just decided on the top four places that can serve a table their size, but need to find transportation to San Jose. I'm sure that they'll settle on a good place, if they've got enough time.
- An agile programmer would ask Which place is empty, so we can eat NOW? They ask to see a menu. If they dont like it, they just move on. They prefer local places that are a little less trendy for flavor and price.
- The extreme programmers just walk into the first place that they find. Some hesitate to eat with XP programmers, based on the unfounded fear that they will end up at some shady hot dog stand. They will only eat in pairs. And boy, do they eat fast.
- The trendy developer asks Where are the people, so we can eat the best food? In most cities, the trendy developer is looking for a service-oriented place with lighter fare, probably with chicken. Of course, in San Francisco for JavaOne, the trendy developers all wanted elephant. I mean, near the end of the week, you couldnt find elephant anywhere within five hundred miles of San Francisco.
- .NET developers are fiercely loyal. Finding a restaurants easy. They always go to the same chain, but swear that the McFoods just as good at their chain as it is anywhere else.
- BEA and SUN developers dont really order. They just walk around reminiscing about the best meals they ever ate. Tonight, theyre having leftovers.
- IBM developers just call down to the lobby and say Room service. Theyre usually very happy, but theyve never had a meal outside of the hotel room. They can always find Elephant, even outside of San Francisco.
- Developers for the open source project that shall remain nameless go to the soup kitchen. They serve elephant for free there, but you have to let them lecture you while you eat. They swear that the company and the food are the best that you'd ever get anywhere. But if you complain to management, you may get yelled at, or even beaten.
- Developers for the Geronimo project go to a commune and start to cook. Theyll serve what they swear will be ambrosia that you can spread on your elephant or chicken, but they dont have any food there yet.
- The AspectJ people never eat. They carry around a direct drip of Glucose and Caffeine IV drip.
- The MDA people dont say anything. They have been waiting to be fed since the mid 1980s.
- The SOA developer asks So what does food really look like, anyway?
- Lightweight container developers send folks from place to place. At each place, they say Give me the best youve got. Then, they settle down and eat in the park. Most people would never put those combinations together, but to them, it all tastes like chicken.
On a very slightly more serious note, I was wondering where to find the chicken at JavaOne. I mean, as I write this, the top 2 Java books on Amazon and book pool are Rod Johnsons book called Expertone-on-one J2EE without EJB, and my book on the lightweight movement, Better, Faster, Lighter Java. (They go very well together, by the way. My book introduces principles that sell and support the movement to those unfamiliar with it, and Rods book talks about more practical concerns.) Its amazing to me that the powers that be thought that a slightly improved programming model slapped on to the top of EJB was really all that we needed. I really dont think theyre getting the message. That's OK. I already know where to find my chicken.