(to the tune of "The Ballad of Gilligan's Island", by George Wyle and Sherwood Schwartz)
click this link and you'll read a tale,
A tale of a fateful slip
For Java geeks who went to work aboard an old cruise ship.
The goal was a mighty savings plan --
To make their jobs secure,
They'd give up pay and sail away
For an entrepreneur.
Employers here have found it rough...